Big-Time Birthday for a Big-Game Hunter

The closing of an Autumn evening is like the running of a hound across the moor.
Night is a good herd; she brings all creatures home.

On one fresh chilly evening in November, friends from all around came down to the River Bottom Saloon to surprise their friend Danny for his 60th birthday. Everyone knew that Danny was crazy about hunting, so the saloon was the perfect setting for a birthday party with a “big-game” feel. Throughout the night he felt right at home—surrounded by family, friends, and mosquito nets.

The saloon was decorated to make it look like an authentic hunting lodge (without the dust or the outlaws!) The outside was draped with burlap fabrics, mosquito netting, and other assorted hunting relics. Inside, the coziness of the “hunting lodge” made the guests feel as if they were in the foothills of some picturesque mountain range in Las Pampas of Argentina.

Then, when the time came, the birthday boy arrived and everyone hollered “Surprise!” and his eyes were as wide as they could be, like a deer staring at headlights. For the next hour it seemed, he was a hugging everybody. Stories about the big-game hunter ensued, and of course a few lies were told. Just after that, servers soon came in the room and passed around lamb lollypops.

A little later in the eve, the drapes opened to the main dining room. There the tables were decorated with animal print table linens and textures such as velvet, burlap, and silk. The floral centerpieces were made of unique animal containers with fall foliage cascading down like a trickling creek. A huge photo of the birthday boy as a baby in cowboy boots drew a lot of smiles, and a few surly-yet-good-natured comments from his pals.

After the guests feasted on a variety of delicacies including quail eggs, butternut squash bisque and braised pheasant, the band kicked in, perking the birthday boy’s ears up like a hound dog in a possum patch. In honor of Danny’s heritage, the band was a latin-inspired group that played high-energy music that kept the party going late into the evening. A little later, a few “Bunny-dressed” gals sashayed over to Danny and presented him with a birthday cake. They even helped him blow out the candles. Then came the fireworks... his pals “roasted” Danny—poking fun at him with a hilarious skit where they tromped around dressed like animals in the wild. The whole crowd laughed like a bunch of hyenas. Some enjoyed cigars and cordials which were available in a corner of the lodge, comfortably placed among an area of couches opposite of the chocolate animals that were given out to guests to take home as a party favor.

All in all it was quite a hoe-down in the hunting lodge. And Danny was one happy hunter.